December 30
The new year is when many people start fresh to make positive changes in their lives. Here is a 2007 calendar for everybody and here are some improvements we'd like to make!
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Computious: "I gained a few pounds and know I need to cut back on pizza, but I don't want to! So I’ll try something new called pizza blotting, which takes some of the fat off the pizza top! Also, I’ll be in better shape to help Sweet & Sour if he starts training for the pig races!”

Serge: "I want to be more patient with girls when they want to talk (they have so many words!), especially since I heard about the study that said many girls have almost THREE times as many words A DAY than boys!"
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DotComplicated: "I'm going to practice getting to the point in a conversation in 25 words or fewer, or maybe it should be 15 words…no, 20 words might be better…hmmmm…what about 17…? oh dear….! I also want to be more decisive, but in my case, less indecisive, but life is complicated, you know! Uh-oh, I'm past my 25 words, aren't I? Maybe I need a role model or should speak with some wise women!"
MeiMei: "From now on, I won’t borrow Computious' clothes unless I ask her first. I thought she wouldn't mind if I wore her 'skinny' clothes since she gained weight after eating lots of pizza this past year. But I know it’s not polite to do that."
C.C. the Cat: "OK, I promised Computious that I wouldn't play around as much with her computer mouse, especially since I got her into trouble when I crashed her desktop the day before a paper was due!" But just like 'Cats International' says, 'Cats Just Want To Have Fun'!"
PingPong: "I definitely have a sweet tooth and I need to eat fewer sweets. So I'll eat less milk chocolate, but dark chocolate should still be good! And I’ll have some birthday cake to celebrate my Panda friend Mei Mei’s birth of twins! — Oops, well, it will be a little slice of cake!"
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Elton the Elephant: "I'm going to practice my memory exercises, because we elephants have a reputation to uphold! About a month ago, the Guinness Book of World Records was broken by Lu Chao, the 24-year old Chinese college student who recited nearly 68,000 digits of pi!"
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Sweet & Sour: "I have two resolutions — the first is that I won't play hide-and-seek in the piano any more; and the second is that I won't get too big-headed next year, since in the Chinese Lunar calendar it will be the Year of the Pig (officially starting February 18, 2007)!!"
This posting is written by Computious® – The Everyday Sage of the Digital Age! – and her little sister MeiMei, her best friends DotComplicated and Serge deFault, and other friends Sweet & Sour the Pig, C.C. the Cat, PingPong the Panda, and Elman the Elephant. What a group of characters!
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